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G Polson's avatar

1. Stop whoring out my cat for likes. She'll get used to the attention.

2. Thank you for reminding me to check my spam folder.

3. Now I want ice cream.

Thank you for your humour, thought, and wonderfully sidewinding style. Always a pleasure to read.

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Sarah Cooke's avatar

She's already used to the attention—she knows what she's worth!—and I need to keep her self-esteem at its ludicrously high levels.

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lauren deborah | they/she 🌈🐆's avatar

Gosh I related to this so very much but also felt swept away in the idea of turning emails into poetry. I am a "clear the inbox to get on with the day" kind of person which sometimes means 10am and sometimes means 7pm. I need a better system.

Thank you <3

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Sarah Cooke's avatar

<3

Oh, yes. The "If I have nothing in my inbox, my mind will be equally clear!" impulse is strong in me as well. And by impulse, I mean habit I am trying to break...because instead of feeling clearer, I feel more muddled than before; what do you mean, company I signed up for 10% off that one time, you want me to buy something ELSE?

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Vicky Gu's avatar

"Touching base also brings outer space to my mind, which is fun: I am lost in a perpetual orbit around you, an avoidant moon." love

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Sarah Cooke's avatar

We're all just a telescope photograph away from belting out Ariana Grande's NASA!!

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